So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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