i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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