Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
pop tarts are not kleenex
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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