It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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