it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
he puts the penis in happiness.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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