It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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