I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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