dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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