You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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