I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
