He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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