if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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