He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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