so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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