have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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