How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
You've changed since you got that strap on
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Randomize
