I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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