I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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