how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
God, I missed his penis.
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