I wanna bring you to show and tell
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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