But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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