They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
