Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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