I'm eating all of the evidence.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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