Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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