I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Randomize
