Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
