Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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