i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm always down for nudity.
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