Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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