Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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