and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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