doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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