he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
My bed smells like the plague
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
