She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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