got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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