I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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