i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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