hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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