I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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