Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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