yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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