I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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