Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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