Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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