Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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