I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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