I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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