i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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