I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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