My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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