I look better un-naked...
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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