Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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