I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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